Chapter 10: 101 Status messages i will never post on "Facebook", but maybe on "Twitter"! Part 1!

1. Timothy Gillespie is glad he joined the Mormon religion!
2. Timothy Gillespie always feels beautiful while wearing Channel!
3. Timothy Gillespie really enjoined that meeting of the "Conservative Voters of America!" Sarah Palin gives a great speech!
4. Timothy Gillespie, the Vegan diet is going great!
5. Timothy Gillespie, It is so tiring having to date two "Victoria Secret" models at once!
6. Timothy Gillespie Loved the Tripe from last night!
7. Timothy Gillespie i am Finlay doing it everyone! I am getting Married! I am so lucky to have found Troy!
8. Timothy Gillespie is glad they still let me "Facebook" in prison!
9. Timothy Gillespie A list of reasons the "Twilight" series is better than "Lord of the Rings": number 1....
10. Timothy Gillespie I am glad i learned to love my job at the bank, that whole Theater thing was childish!
    
11. (I am going to stop writing my own name, i think you get it) That Kayne is so humble!
12. I was scarred at first but i am loving the nipple piercings! The Prince Albert on the other hand, i mean, the swelling makes me feel more confident, but the horrible pain while i pee blood is a bit unpleasant!
13. I really should listen to my parents more, they are always right! (Even if it were true i would never admit it!)
14. I really enjoyed Tom Cruise performance in the film!
15. I really enjoyed Tom Cruise in that very level headed interview.
16. I really enjoyed having sex with Tom Cruise.
17. I am being arrested for stalking Tom Cruise.
18. Well i have completely recovered from surgery! and am happy to say Timothy is dead and long live Sheryl Tompkins!
19. So happy i moved to Wisconsin!
20. I am so glad Carrot-Top won the Oscar! He deserved it this year!
21. Watching the View is the cornerstone of my existence!
22. Keanu Reeves and Gary Busey are back together again in "Point Break 2: The Search for a cure for Pancreatic Cancer!"
    
23. What too soon? ( IN relation to the previous one :)
24. Why is it i can't stop masturbating to Hillary Clinton? And do i wanna stop?
25. I love doing musicals!
26. The Holocaust is about as real, as William Shattners hair! *Just a reminder, these are status messages i will never post. keep that in mind :)
27. So i am heading out to my vacation in Burma, i will see you all when i get back!
28. Reread "War and Peace" yesterday...
29. Been training real hard for my match with Brock Lesnar next week! Wish me luck!
30. Still breathing through a straw after my fight with Brock lesnar last month, but my Doctor says that if i keep working hard i will be able to shit myself in a couple years!

That is it for now! Stay tune for part two, coming soon!