Chapter One: Things you Don't Know About Timothy!

Hello and welcome to what i hope will be a very active "BLOG" but knowing me as i do, it will probably last a week. But what a great week it is going to be! First let's learn about our Blogger:

1. I hate crowds. I always feel very uncomfortable when i am surrounded by more then ten people.

2. I was born on a Monday. You're right who cares!

3. I don't like when foods mix together, also i eat each item on my plate entirely before moving onto the next item. This has annoyed my parents all my life and led to some very unpleasant dinners. I also used to separate my M&M's, Skittles, and Lucky Charms.

4. Not a big fan of large breast. I have always followed the saying: "More than a handful is a waste." And being that i have small Irish hands, well you see where i am going.

5. I was an Honorary Girl Scout. There is nothing more that needs to be said.

6. I fucking hate being called: Timmy or Timbo. Timbo won't get you killed but god do you sound stupid when you say it.

7. I lost my Virginity at a party, on the floor of the room with the coats on the bed. I was too nice just to push all those peoples coats on the floor. In retrospect i think i made the right choice.

8. My mother is a sweet women, but a terrible cook. But if i am allowed one meal before i die, it would be her chicken cutlets with yellow rice and string beans. As long as they don't get mixed together, and i would eat them in this order: rice, chicken, and than string beans. Same way every time.

9. I used to be a Republican, than i grew a heart and became a liberal/Democrat, than i grew a brain and became an independent. Republicans = Evil and Democrats = Stupid. Hate me all you want you know its true.

10. I am still in love with the first girl i kissed, and i still love the first car i owned. I am sure one day i will get over her but never my car.

11. My ten favorite musical artest : 1. The beatles 2. Pink Floyd 3. The Who 4. Elvis 5. Jonny Cash 6. Queen 7. The Rolling Stones 8. Simon & Garfunkel 9. Bob Dylan 10. Anything with Eric Clapton.

12. Sorry but Led Zepplin are overated. Sorry it's just the way i feel.

13. Rod Stewart is underated.

14. I loved the first couple season's of the REal World, now all reality TV makes me sick!

15. I perform random acts of kindness all the time, but i never talk about them, and am not going to start now.

16. I voted for George Bush in 2000, and John Kerry in 2004, both were huge mistakes.

17. I hate flying! It has nothing to do with fear, it all has to do with small fucking seats!

18. I have no game! There was a time when i had a little game but now i have none.

19. My favorite color is red! When i was five an asked what my favorite color was by my teacher, i said "red, the color of blood." That got a note sent home.

20. In kindergarten i was labeled as dangerous for stiking up for myself when i was getting picked on by a third grader. That remained in my file until high school.

21. Women scare me, i am a logical thinker, anything i can understand and predict terrifies me.

22. I love comics, anime, Sci-fi, Fantacy, Harry Potter, Theatre, and acting all together, but i hate wearing costumes.

23. I love clowns! Even when they aren't funny, especialy when they aren't funny!

24. Belive it or not but the Frank Miller Classic "The Dark Knight Returns" kept me sane in Junior high and High School. Is that weird? I hope so!

25. I hate talking on telephones, but if you call i will suffer through it.