Chapter 9: The New Profile for F'in Eharmony! ;)

Here is my new profile, tell me what you think, make suggestions or maybe even create your own profile to share! Be well people! :) "Its fun to fuck around, life is to serious."

1. What are you most passionate about?

Hunting, there is nothing more exciting in this world then being alone in the woods and taking down a prize winning buck. Not to be crass but i think it might actually be better then sex. Sex is very common but a great skill is rare and takes great skill.

2. What are the THREE things for which you are MOST thankful?
1. H.G.C. Custom Remington 700 .280 the best rifle!
2. My ATV
3. The guys at the club, they are like brothers.

3. Other than your parents, who has been the most influential person in your life and why?

My Grandfather who taught me the joys of taxidermy.

4. The four things your friends say about you are:

• Ambitious
• Affectionate
• Spontaneous
• Passionate

5. What are your BEST life-skills?

• Leading a community service group
• Understanding local, national, and world events
• Sharing my beliefs through teaching, participation, and example

6. What is the most important quality that you are looking for in another person?

I need someone who can help organize my life, and take care of me like my mother used. Someone who finds joy in cooking and cleaning for a hardworking blue collar man. Also a kickin' bod would be pretty sweet to!

7. Other than your appearance, what is the first thing that people notice about you?

I make all my own clothes from all natural stuff, like wool cotton hemp and of course animal pelts. I am always receiving compliments on my attire.

8. What is the ONE thing that people DON'T notice about you right away that you WISH they WOULD?

My glass eye, nobody seems to mention it. I think it looks good, but nobody mentions it, they just avoid eye contact.

9. How do you typically spend your leisure time?

I work on my blog entitled "The White Will". That takes up allot of my time.

10. What are five things that you "can't live without?"

a. My fishing gear
b. Bacon
c. Ring dings
d. Garth Brooks
e. my thimble collection?

11. Describe the last book you read and enjoyed. What was it about? What did you like most about it?

Glenn Beck's "Common Sense", Now there is a guy who gets it!

12. Describe one thing about yourself that only your best friends know.

I love all people and all cultures, as long as the hunt!

Chapter 8: My eharmony Profile! part I

You may find this hard to believe but I occasionally fall victim to those very human emotions that doom all the rest of you. I know you are shocked to learn this. Well a few months ago I was feeling lonely, and in feeling lonely i decided to give one of those fancy web dating services a try. I choice Eharmony because it seemed the most interesting with it's supposed personality test and so forth. Well after a few months in i can safely say that this site is a huge waste of money and also that everyone in America really only cares about looks. Not that this was news to me, but people will often argue this point with me and no matter the evidence i leave piled at there feet they insist on disputing it, never the less, this is my eharmony profile:

1. What are you most passionate about?

All forms of art, whether it be writing, music, or any performance style. Being involved in the creative process is very important to me and is what i live for. i also love spending time with my nieces and nephews, and trying to teach my self to live a healthier life.

2. What are the THREE things for which you are MOST thankful?
1. The many opportunities to work in the theater with some very talented people
2. My many friends
3. My amazing nieces and nephews.

3. Other than your parents, who has been the most influential person in your life and why?

My mentors in the theater, who are always pushing me to do my best and work harder each and every time.

4. The four things your friends say about you are:

• Intelligent
• Perceptive
• Good Listener
• Funny

5. What are your BEST life-skills?

• Using humor to make friends laugh
• being a good friend and companion
• making art and culture an ongoing part of my life

6. What is the most important quality that you are looking for in another person?

A passion for something, it doesn't matter what as long as they are into it heart and soul. also a sense of humor, it is very important to be able to laugh when spending time with me.

7. Other than your appearance, what is the first thing that people notice about you?

My height or would that be part of appearance? My sense of humor, and my understanding nature.

8. What is the ONE thing that people DON'T notice about you right away that you WISH they WOULD?

My big heart

9. How do you typically spend your leisure time?

I enjoy spending my free time watching or playing sports with friends. I also enjoy reading, or watching a great movie. I also enjoy going out with friends, enjoying music and just talking.

10. What are five things that you "can't live without?"

a. The theater
b. my family
c. my friends
d. music
e. my thimble collection?

11. Describe the last book you read and enjoyed. What was it about? What did you like most about it?

Not really a book, but the last thing i read was Hamlet, for the 100th time. What can i say about the greatest play ever written other then: i find something new and wonderful in it every time i read it. What a Masterpiece.

12. Describe one thing about yourself that only your best friends know.

I am tougher than you would think, but also nicer.


So OK this was the profile i had going for me, and let's be honest it sucks. This is not me at all. Maybe some weird family friendly G-rated version of Timothy Gillespie, but no where near the truth. So give it a good read and leave comments because tomorrow i am changing the profile to really reflect who i am. Because in the end it doesn't matter at all. If I put a picture up i get no responses, or at least no responses from women under 35. But when i take off my picture i get quite a few responses, the problem they then ask for a picture and when i share one it is over. Oh well ti was never a great plan. lol. Talk to you tomorrow.

PS- anyone who might think of writing in because i sound like i am being really self deprecating with the whole picture thing, don't. I am in no way upset about it, i have never been photogenic and i am much thicker skinned then to be offended by the people on Eharmony.